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Is your slow computer driving you nuts?

Speed up your computer
and prevent it from crashing,
with no technical knowledge what so ever.

Win 98 - XP, PDF ebook
>> Download Now <<

PC boot times that drag, getting stuck at login, programs that crash,
web pages that take forever to load up ... the list goes on. It gets so
frustrating that you just want to kick your stupid slow machine and vow
to never touch computers again! Especially if you've lost valuable
data, not to mention wasted time.

I actually broke my computer monitor once. Yup, it was 2 AM and I had
just lost an English essay I was writing for class. I had a buggy
Windows 98 system that constantly crashed, and though I was saving
every couple minutes, when I rebooted after it crashed, the document
was completely gone. Forever. I shambled into class a couple hours
later with no essay and a sore fist.

My next computer was a gleaming, brand new Windows XP machine. Guess
what? After a year, it was slowing to a crawl, and began crashing. Gee,
thanks Mr. Gates! By then I had started my own web design business, so
my time was extremely valuable. I did this part-time after work. One
productive hour a night turned into three frustrating wasted hours, and
I found it took twice as long to load up my email than actually reading
them! I had to always backup my work to CD, fearing that my system
would crash at any moment. I constantly went to bed angry and
frustrated, which is certainly NOT a good way to get a good night
sleep.

What a nightmare!

I constantly checked online looking for solutions to my slow computer.
Forums, newsboards, I tried figuring out why I always seemed to buy computers
that sucked.

More hours were spent every night reading little bits of information and
trying them out. Some worked, some made things worse. Here's what I found:

* Most websites that offer free information offer only specific
advice - "try this, if it doesn't work, try this." My evenings
quickly turned into a scavenger hunt, and sometimes the information
screwed my computer up even more.

* Other websites say it's the registry. The problem is that it's not
ONLY the registry. That's only one specific problem (see the point
above). Even worse, I did try a registry cleaner once, and my
computer would no longer start. THAT WAS SCARY, and I had to take
it to a technican.

* Too much techno jargon - I've come across way too many sites where
the support staff ask me to do stuff that makes me go "Huh?" Then I
look stupid to them, and their responses are either chiding or
abusive. I didn't need that, I just wanted my freakin' computer to
work, and I needed it in easy steps!

Because I am a web designer, I have crossed paths with many computer experts.
A old computer repair friend's story blew me away when he said that he
charged $150 to tune up people's slow computers on site. And it only took him
17 minutes to fix each one!

Before moving to another city, I begged him to teach me his techniques,
as I still had constant headaches with my own computer. He agreed,
teaching me the step-by-step checklist he uses to fix people's
computers. I couldn't believe how easy it was!

With his list, and another two years collecting all the tips and advice I
found, I revised, refined and simplified my own techniques to keep my
computer in optimum shape.

I have a notoriously bad memory (just ask my wife), so if some computer
problem again happened down the road (which it did), all I had to do is
go back to all the notes I collected. Viola, problem fixed!

Then one night I got a call from one of my clients complaining about
his slow computer. Since I was his web designer, he figured I was the
"computer guy" to call. I fished out my notes and took him step by step
through the techniques that worked for me, in the exact order that from
experience I knew worked best. The phone call lasted twenty minutes.
And guess what?

He emailed me the next morning thanking me and offering to buy lunch.
His computer was completely error-free and blazing fast, just like new!

Screenshots of the actual Slow Computer Emergecy Repair Kit ebook.
I make all points clear, concise and easy to use:

To make things as easy as possible, for every level of user, I
circle everything I do - what to click, then the next screen that will
appear. Everything is easy step-by-step, with clear visuals.

I show you some of the advanced configuration tools to speed
up your computer. Again, everything is circled, and I always explain
what to do next, in plain English. I don't use computer jargon because
I never learned any!

After sending this ebook to my mom (who, God bless her, only knows how
to send email, and didn't quite understand my collection of steps on
old pieces of paper), I decided to make my step-by-step list even
easier, and portable. I collected all my techniques and placed them in
order - they MUST BE in a certain order to work the best - then took a
bunch of screenshots to visualize the process.

I made it as easy and non-technical as I could to speed my PC, and sent
copies out to anybody who needed it. My mom completed it successfully
without even having to phone me!

"The emergency repair kit is perfect for non-techie people like me with
step by step instructions and pictures that I could easily follow."

"I am thrilled to finally have a manual that tells me in pictures and
simple to understand terms, how to get my computer running at peak
efficiency. The emergency repair kit is perfect for non-techie people
like me with step by step instructions and pictures that I could easily
follow."

"My computer is now fast again and I love being able to tackle numerous
computer issues myself without having to pay someone and sending my
computer away for days. "

Arlene Martell
White Rock, B.C.

Publisher of EpilepsyMoms

"I had set aside a couple of hours, not being particularly computer
literate, but it only took minutes"

"Just a quick note on my completely restored pc. I've been on at my
boss about how slow and pathetic this machine is, but she insists that
we can't afford a new one. Despite my rising frustration, anger and
just so much wasted time I just couldn't get her to sort it out.

So a week ago, in desperation I bought your ebook. Following the
instructions was easy. I had set aside a couple of hours, not being
particularly computer literate, but it only took minutes.

And now this computer works like new. Very quick to start up and
doesn't freeze or hang anymore. I think you have just saved me from
destroying this pc and killing my boss.

Thanks so much for you help."

Robert Clarke

"Within less than half an hour I had my laptop functioning the way it
was when I had originally purchased it."

"I am writing to inform you of the substantial savings I have incurred
through the use of your product. My laptop has been increasingly slow
to start up and had started to crash with alarming frequency. As a
Business Consultant I have a need to write very detailed and precise
reports, often to tight deadlines. As this is the mainstay of my
business I cannot afford to utilise substandard equipment.

I had planned on buying a new computer but stumbled on your website.
Initially I was sceptical but seeing the money back guarantee I thought
it was an acceptable risk against the cost of a new laptop. I am
pleased that I took that decision.

Within less than half an hour I had my laptop functioning the way it
was when I had originally purchased it. And since then for the last
month or so it has been running perfectly.

You have saved me a considerable amount of money and for that you have
my gratitude."

Paul Walker

Before publishing my techniques, I sent copies to other computer repair
technicans. All agree that this is very similar to the methods they use to
fine tune their client's slow computers - for $75 to $150!

The Slow Computer Emergency Repair Kit is a complete visual
step-by-step system, like painting by numbers, that takes you by the
hand and solves the problem in just a few simple steps - absolutely
anyone can do it! (Hey, if it worked with my mom...)

- What you'll find in this guide:

* In Steps One and Two, Cleaning, I have you install and run an
incredibly powerful and yet free piece of cleaning software I found
by chance. Mouse-click by mouse-click, I guide through through the
process, backing up your computer, automatically scanning and
cleaning all the old junk, temp files, programs you no longer use,
and a file registry fixer. You will know exactly how much space you
will be clearing and what junk you will be deleting.
* I will then show you a little-known technique to drastically
increase your hard drive space, and a method to prevent unnecessary
programs from loading when you first turn your computer on. These
two methods alone are absolute gold and should create a huge
difference in speed!
* In Step Three, Spyware and Virus Hunting, I have you install and
run a compact but incredibly powerful anti-virus and anti-spyware
program. It is not only free, it has won many awards, it is very
well known in the I.T. industry, and I love it so much I tell
people I help to get rid of their old, factory-installed anti-virus
software and use this one instead. I will guide you step-by-step on
the best method of using this program, how to properly scan your
computer, and what to do if you find viruses, spyware and other
nasties on your system.
* Steps Four and Five, Maintenance Plan, is the meat and potatoes. I
present the list I wrote and refined through the years. It's all in
an easy visual guide to all the advanced options in your Windows
operating system (Win 98 through XP). You will learn how to remove
unwanted programs, put your bloated Windows operating system on an
effective diet, optimize your hard drive with a few mouse clicks,
streamline your user accounts, and much more.

After you finish these steps, you'll know all the IMPORTANT practices
on how to keep your computer running fast, clean and error-free, for
the life of your computer

Available for Immediate Download Now

"As a former computer technician, I wish the Slow Computer Repair Guide
had existed when I worked on computers!"

"Chris Molnar's instructions are clear and easy to read. This detailed,
step-by-step guide accurately conveys all the procedures I advise my
clients to use to improve their computer performance before calling for
a technician. If the Slow Computer Repair Guide had existed when I was
in the industry, it would have saved me hours on the phone with
frustrated clients, and would have saved my clients hundreds of dollars
in expensive repair fees!"

Dachary Carey, formerly of C&D Computer Repair

"I am getting my essays in on time much
to the relief of my lecturers"

"Just to let you know you have just saved me from being kicked out of
college. For the last year I've been having to write my essays on this
battered old laptop. Every ten minutes it would freeze and I'd have to
reboot. It was just such a pain and I never seemed to get anything
done.

Eventually I got p****d off enough to buy your system and go through
it. And now it works like magic. I've even started playing games on it.
So now me and my laptop are best buddies and I am getting my essays in
on time much to the relief of my lecturers.

Cheers mate."

Grant Tinney

The answer to the most common question I receive:

"You want me to install more software. Won't this make my computer even
slower?"

While refining my list, I've tried to make the process faster and more
painless. The first few times, it would take a couple hours for me to
clean and speed up my computer. When my computer friend said it took
him about 17 minutes of actual work, he revealed some programs that did
all the hard work for him.

With his programs in mind, I tried them, and researched five other
programs that promised to clean up my system without all the manual
steps I was then doing. Three were limited trial versions, one screwed
my computer up worse, and the other two were pretty good. The one I
chose was what he originally recommended! The smallest, leanest and
most effective of them all. I can't believe it's still free!

The anti-virus program I discovered was a godsend! The first time I
installed it, I noticed how much faster it scanned my system than the
default one that came with my computer. It also found and deleted
eleven malicious pieces of spyware. Impressed, I quickly deleted my old
bloated anti-virus program, and just by doing that my computer boot-up
time was suddenly blazingly fast. When my brother-in-law had the same
problem with the same pre-installed software, I also had him switch.

Of course, if you don't have an anti-virus program, that could be half
your problem! There's just too many viruses, worms, spyware and
tracking software out there that invisibly downloads to your machine
and begins grinding processes down.

Slow Computer Emergency Help Kit - Updated to October, 2008

Every so often I check to make sure these techniques are still the best
and easiest for you and your computer. My guide was originally released
in 2005, and I'm glad to say it has stood up well to the test of time.
The software I recommend are still the best, and more importantly,
still free. It still keeps my computer clean and virus-free.

However, it doesn't cover Windows Vista, Microsoft's latest version of
Windows. I notice, though, that 91% of users coming to my site still
use Windows 98 to XP, so I haven't yet updated it. I don't have
experience with Vista, because I haven't needed to buy a new computer.
With the maintence schedule I follow in my ebook, I've never had any
reason to upgrade. My system still runs fast and lean after four years,
so I don't worry about bugs and crashes anymore, and it'll probably be
another three or five years before I decide to buy a new computer
(Maybe sooner if I get addicted to a really good game that needs the
latest and greatest system!)

The full package includes:

* Access to all of the software that's needed to speed up and fix
your slow computer.
* Slow Computer Emergency Repair Kit manual, the complete "How-to"
bible for maintaining and running a healthy PC.
* Slow Computer Cleanup program. High quality program that completely
cleans and deletes junk files.
* Registry Fixer. Instantly scan and fix your registry, one of the
major causes of slow and crashing computers.
* Antivirus program. Scans your system and provides up to the minute
protection against harmful computer viruses.
* Anti-spyware program. Complete protection against spyware, malware
and Trojans.

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slow, slow pc Faster performance. You'll quickly and easily get rid
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space, so eliminating the excess files that Windows leaves on your
computer every time it runs a task means you'll notice a smoother,
faster PC in no time at all (AND you'll find out the secret of
keeping your computer running faster ... forever!)
* Quicker, faster start-up times. If you've ever had the feeling that
Windows is starting slower and slower, you're right! Every time you
install a new program or application Windows is running more and
more tasks in the background. With a few mouse clicks you'll be
able to stop these annoying resource-stealing programs in their
tracks and prevent them from running when your computer starts-up.
You'll notice your computer start up in seconds - not minutes,
allowing you to get started quickly and easily when you expect to
and get more done in less time!
* No restarts, No Errors. Get your PC to start on demand, when you
want it to every single time. You'll remove all traces of those old
files that your computer is still looking for when it starts. No
more "false start-ups" or waiting around for your computer to
restart, eliminating wasted and stressful minutes.
* Eliminate random computer crashes. You'll stop your computer from
crashing by safely removing nonsense and corrupt files in Window's
Registry that confuses your computer when you are trying to run
your favorite programs (a BIG headache for me!) No more crashes
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the middle of an important task - you'll never have to restart or
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* The ability to remove unwanted programs with just one click. You'll
be able to see everything that is installed on your computer in one
place (even things you had forgotten or didn't know were
installed).
* The power to restore your computer back to the way it was after a
crash or other major computer disasters reducing the loss of your
important and precious data, information or files.
* Complete protection against harmful computer viruses. Prevent
viruses from destroying your computers files and "stealing" your
systems resources (such as using your computer to send spam
emails).
* Complete protection against spyware and malware. Prevent hackers
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your personal details and files or spying on your internet browsing
activities (you'll also be safe from spyware sending you annoying
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* The complete and unlimited ability to speed up your computers
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Any time you feel like your computer could do with a kickstart!
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Here's to the end of your computer frustrations!

Chris Molnar
Author, Slow Computer Emergency Repair Kit
chris@pixelinestudios

P.S. I'm not some big computer guru, however, I am a work-at-home web
designer and dad who will hopefully never have to worry about computer
problems again. I love helping people, and I hope this guide will
really help you out. Remember, it's backed by a no-nonsense,
no-questions 60-day money back guarantee. I know that everybody's
situation is different. However, I've also come to realize that in most
cases, slow computers can be traced to the same basic problems, which I
outline and solve for you.
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